Goobay!

I happened to come across this Gtalk status-I live above a star but never burn. I have 11 neighbors but they never turn, my initials are p q and r &s. Who am I? Once glance at this and I copied in onto Google and voila! Its number 7 on the mobile keypad. Another friend asked me "what is brown and sounds like a bell?". As a force of habit, i paste it onto Google and there it was... Dung! There was no need to think at all. Was there something that Google didn’t know?

I was telling my grandma about the wonders of Google and how it knew everything. She listened to me wide eyed. I told her she could go ahead on ask anything she wanted to know. She thought for a while and said "How is Geetha mami doing?"

Or when you are rushing to office and you ask Google “where is my F@&%@&* jacket?", would it calmly reply: Right next to your normal one. Or if you enter "what stays in Vegas?” , would Google shoot back: Stays in Vegas. Maybe if I typed in "I know French" and Google said: For the last time you don’t.

After all, there is a distinct possibility that there are things that Google doesn’t know. :P
But as Bart Simpson says - I will always google before asking a dumb question.

PS: for the uninformed- Goobay is owl in Kannada.